So I have so much to write about and no time to do it.

let's see, the soup nazi dermatologist

The shorts with the pockets on the front

and the trips we're going to take.

I can't wait because all of these stories are funny. But, no time.

In other news we went and saw Zach, Garrett, Joey, and Jordan sing in their choir.  They we excellent (much better than the jr./sr. guys).  Went and saw Steph. do her winter guard thing.  Took Tony, Alex, and Jordan and met Scot and saw Chris Gibbs' band play.  They were quite good.  Took some guys out to eat the other day, went out with Amanda and Sheri and the kids, and was goin to go to a track meet for Jonathan this weekend but he said he's not going to run.

What's the lesson here?  Let me know what you're doing and I'd love to come see you.

Also programming note, Matt and Angie from Italy will be at Rev this week with Scot and the boys doing the music.  Come join us!  6:30

Jason

Don't know if you've heard this or not, but if you go to South Central LA (the ghetto) one of the things that you will see fromm time to time crusing around the streets in "da hood" is a Zamboni (See the profile pic if you need a visual).

The Zamboni is the big machine that fixes the ice at a hockey game between periods.  Everybody loves the Zamboni.  It's huge and fun and slow and funny looking.  They're made in Los Angeles and they drive them around the street to test them out.  Nobody bothers them.

I so badly want to drive a Zamboni.  In fact if I were to make a list of things to do before I kick it, It would look something like this.

1.Go to Fenway

2. Give a Yankee player (any Yankee Player) a giant wedgie.  On video

3. Smash a guitar like a real rockstar

4. Shoot up the inside of a house with an uzi (no one home, no one getting hurt).  You know, see how much you could tear up just with bullets.  (I think this one comes from watching too many shoot-em-up movies as a kid)

5. Drive a Zamboni

See, all worthwhile stuff there.  Thats right, I don't let anything like World Peace of great social inventions or anything dumb like that get on my list.  I stick to the important stuff.

So anyway, we had to take Dylan to the Doctor this moring, he's got this little rash that won't go away and we're tired of giving him medicine all the time.   Well, we got a new prescription for some hard core good lotion and went to get it filled at the pharmacy across the street in Utica Square. 

I dropped off Robyn and went around the corner to get my legalized drug of choice (Starbucks) and almost hit one of the workers that was cleaning up the shopping center.

See, I was distracted, because there was this old guy, cleaning up the sidewalk, riding a mini Zamboni!

It was awesome!  One third the size, made with brushes for sweeping rather than water for refrezzing, seat in the back.  It was a Zamboni.  I so badly wanted to stop and ask for a ride, espically since I could scratch off #5 and replace it with

"5. Moving to Hawaii, never coming back"

but I had the kid with me. 

It's not like I could leave him in the car and it's not as if the Mini-Zamboni has a place for a car seat, and I'm for sure not going to leave him with the cleaner guy. 

Juist unfortunate all the way around.  I mean he's cute, but is he Zamboni cute?

not sure.

Jason  

So I'm taking Joey and Garrett (two of the new guys in our little group up here at church) home and we stop at sonic for a drink.  I get a Cranberry Limeaid (totally good) and they each get a chocolate shake.  We get the stuff and we're driving down the street and Joey says, "oh good, I'm glad this shake is thick.  See sometimes when I get a milkshake and it's too thin, I drink it too fast and I think, man I wish there was more." 

Pause, wait for it,

Then he adds, "Yea, and then I kind of miss it."

HA!  Maybe the most random thng I've heard all day. 

The sad thing is that I can relate.

Have a good one,

Jason (Trying out a new profile pic, go check it out.)

It's time for a new list of things that astound me. 

Here's what I mean:  some things in life you look at and just have no response but,  WHAT????  Here's some of mine.

-Who in their right mind decided that the biathlon is a viable sport?  Let's see, we got these guys on snow skis (the cross country, not downhill kind) and we got some guns, lets see what happens. 

So the guys with skis and guns race to see who is fastest and the best shot.  Throw in alcohol and we could have the opffical winter time Nascar?

-I love the fact that a fat guy won the super-g race.  The super -G is this Olympic downhill ski race where the athletes are fit and tall and inpressive looking.  They have to be in shape because it's demanding to race this way.  But not today they don't.  Did you see this guy?  Short and fat, rolled up into one of those little tight snow suits, big fluffy beard, he honestly looked like a sausage on skis.  and that, my friends, is a funny funny thing.

-I loved the reaction that the other great looking in shape skiiers gave the sausage when he won.  They tackled him and rubbed his humongus head and pulled on his beard, almost like they were as shocked as the rest of us.

-I loved how funny it was to watch all the figure skaters just bite it the other night.  Hard core crashes, the announcers crying and hugging each other, the women in the audience one the verge of tears, and all the scum bag men like me all around the country, duped into watching figure skating with their wives, luaghing and whooping it up.  That's good times.

-Allright, so if you haven't seen an episode of Dog the Bounty Hunter yet, what are you waiting on? You need to watch it one time. This is the most unintentionally funny show in the history of television.  In Tuesday's episode, Beth (Dog's comic, pro wrestler looking wife) has to go under cover to catch a fugitive.  The thing is that instead of putting on a costume, she just put on a hat and they were all so pround of themselves.  "Look at Beth, we're gonna get that fugitive now, she won't have any idea were coming."

IT WAS JUST BETH IN A HAT!! HOW IS THAT UNDERCOVER?

-The worst part of the undercover Beth hat, was that it actually worked!  HA! Fugitive girl had no idea.

-Oh, Dog just signed a 2.5 million dollar contract for next season.  So he's rich enough now to stop Bounty Hunting, but you know he won't.  It's his life Baby.

One more, I leave you with this

-My Son farted right in Melanies face.  I was holding him over my head and started putting him down, Melanie was in front of me and as he got to Eye level, well, it was like he was already in Junior High.

Jason

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Thats the message from the little dawg.  He's spending the day at work with J-Daddy.  

Don't really know what he's trying to say, but he looks like he's enjoying himself.        

Have a good weekend, remember, High School Small Groups start this week. Sunday at 5:00 P.M.